even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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