im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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