last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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