I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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