ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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