I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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