Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He? As in you personified your dick?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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