no. you can't hotbox the world.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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