And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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