He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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