2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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