Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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