He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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You. Win. At. Life.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Mom said you looked used
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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