Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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