Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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