he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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