Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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