you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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