I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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