Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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