He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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