Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
He literally asked permission to hit on me
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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