Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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