there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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