I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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