just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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