Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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