best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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