New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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