yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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