Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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