Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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