I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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