I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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