dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
