I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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