my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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