Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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