eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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