i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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