the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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