I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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