I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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