I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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