Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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