Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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