she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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