haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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