so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.