Sry I called you an 8
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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