mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
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Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.