just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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