The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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