this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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