Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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