i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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