don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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